3. Can you dancing? In the event the motherfuckin’ ass don’t party, We don’t discover how you ever be prepared to get a woman. Females like to dance, as soon as a guy says “No, I don’t dance,” whatever they hear is “No, I like my lukewarm alcohol and my unfortunate, lonely barstool a lot better than i prefer close proximity to ladies. I will be an enemy of enjoyable.” Fine, you sack that is sad enjoy dying alone, then.

Also if you’re not interested in her, dance anyhow, because you know what? Every chick when you look at the joint is dying to have regarding the party flooring, as soon as they see that you’re down, you’re suddenly on the radar. You appear enjoyable and confident, and that is attractive to females.

4. Sweet guys don’t finish last. weak-willed pushovers complete final. Then don’t try to act like that’s all your intentions are, and then bitch and moan about what a nice guy you are and how ill-used you are, when she doesn’t come rushing pantiless into your open arms if you don’t intend to be just friends. In the event that you’ve been misleading her into thinking you’re her friend, while secretly indulging in perverted dreams, then that is not excellent, will it be?